A Couple of Gems from My Morning Perusals

"If you've ever seen a meth addict goose himself with his drug of choice to the point where his teeth literally fall out, you know how this story ends." - Market Ticker

"...Several of the largest French banks are now actively shorting the euro to take advantage of globalized moral hazard..." - Zerohedge

Why do I keep getting this mental image of that old pagan symbol of the serpent eating itself?

Maybe the Druids had central bankers, too...